A very yinzer Christmas list

DEAR SANTA: All I want for Christmas is…..

A inside linebacker like this…….

An outside linebacker like this…….

A corner like this…..

A challenge flag assistant for him……..

More of this…….

A lifetime contract with the Bengals for him……..

A full recovery for him…….

500 yards and 5 touchdowns on Sunday for………

A return to form for Boz…..

Another Sunday like this for the Ravens……

A whole new set of these……

A lifetime suspension for him……

A new life path for…….

Just one last thing. Another one of these……